I Want To Be A Cowboy More than anything, Billy wanted to be a cowboy. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. “This is a lariat,” the rancher said while showing him a rope, “we use it to catch cows.” “I see,” said Billy, trying to […]
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The End Is Near Fred and Luke were fishing on the side of the road. They made a sign saying: THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!! …and showed it to each passing car. One driver that passed didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted out his window, “Leave me alone […]
Mark Otis Selby passed away at home on Monday, September 18, 2017 after a long battle with cancer. The Nashville-based recording artist, songwriter, session guitar player and producer released albums on Vanguard & ZYX Records and his songs have been recorded by a wide array of artists. With Kenny Wayne Shepherd, his co-writes include “Deja […]
A Subtle Hint The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch. “Madam,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.” The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know you didn’t, but your neighbors did.” Join fans […]
What do you get from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk!) What do you call a cow with two legs? (Lean beef!) What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground beef!) Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
A Solid Reason Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His Mom asked, “Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?” Johnny rolled his eyes and replied, “I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are!” Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
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Know Thy Enemy A knight and his men returned to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asked the king. “Sire,” replied the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, ransacking the towns of your enemies in the west.” “What?!” shrieked the king. “I […]
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