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Cheesy Instrument A husband and wife were browsing in a crafts store when the husband noticed a display of country-style musical instruments. After looking over the flutes, dulcimers and recorders, he picked up a shiny, one-stringed instrument he took to be a mouth harp. He put it to his lips and, much to the amusement […]
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You could win a 99 KZ Country hat weekday mornings in the 9 am hour with Theresa Trapp. Theresa will play the first few seconds of a song. Be the first caller at 785-628-2995 with the title of the song to win a KHAZ hat provided by Eagle Technology Solutions, Technology Done Right. Winners will […]
Winners: Nancy Schlyer, Darin Whittman, Terry Hagaman, Gene Purdy and Gerald Knipp! ***** Tim McGraw and Faith Hill are bringing their Soul2Soul Tour to Intrust Bank Arena in Wichita Thursday, September 21, 2017. KHAZ is giving you the chance to win a pair of tickets for this show. Register by calling 785-628-2995 when you hear Theresa Trapp […]
Helping With Dinner A fifteen-year-old boy came bounding into the house and found his mom in bed. He asked if she were sick or something. He was truly concerned. Mom replied that, as a matter of fact, she didn’t feel too well. The son replied, “Well, don’t worry a bit about dinner. I’ll be happy […]
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LUMBERTON, N.J. (AP) — The official website for Montgomery Gentry says Troy Gentry, half of the country duo, has died in a New Jersey helicopter crash. The Federal Aviation Administration says the helicopter crashed into a wooded area Friday afternoon at approximately 1 p.m. near the Flying W Airport in Medford. The airport also houses […]
Back Seat Driver Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. “I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery […]
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True Entrepreneur A mall manager has three spaces to rent, all in a row. A prospective lessee shows up and says he wants to rent the space on the left for a men’s wear shop. “That’s fine,” the mall manager says. “You get free signage; what do you want on the sign?” “Men’s Wear,” says […]
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Just Ask Me On a flight to Florida, Mary was preparing notes for one of the parent education seminars she conducted. The elderly woman sitting next to Mary explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her 6 children, 18 grandchildren and 10 great-grandchildren in Boston. Then she inquired what […]