Bob knew he was a lousy bowhunter. The fact was driven home recently by his ten year old niece. She handed him an arrow that she found in the woods. “I figured it was yours,” said Bob’s niece. “There’s no deer at the end of it. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: […]
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Garth Brooks with Trisha Yearwood will be in concert at Sprint Center in Kansas City May 5, 6, 7, 12 and 13, 2107. KHAZ is giving you the chance to win a pair of tickets for the 7:30 pm show on Saturday, May 6, 2017. Register by calling […]
Relaxing Sign Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spent weekends relaxing in their motor home. When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning but unwelcome visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy. Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door […]
You could win a 99 KZ Country hat weekday mornings in the 9 am hour with Theresa Trapp. Theresa will play the first few seconds of a song. Be the first caller at 785-628-2995 with the title of the song to win a KHAZ hat provided by Eagle Technology Solutions, Technology Done Right. Winners will […]
Q: What washes up on very small beaches? A: Microwaves! Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Register for a 99 KZ Country t-shirt by completing the form below. Please type “t-shirt” for subject and your preferred t-shirt size for message. Or, send a note in the mail to KHAZ T-Shirt Giveaway, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS 67601 with your name, phone number and preferred t-shirt size. Only one entry per person. No age […]
John Deer Green Because John was processing his first accident report at the transport company where he worked, he was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a severely damaged hood and fender. John’s serious mood was broken, however, when he reached the section of the report […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from ZZ Top on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
A pastor was saying farewell to his congregation at the church doors for the last time. He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She said, “Your successor won’t be as good as you.” “Nonsense,” said the pastor in a flattered tone. “No, really,” said the elderly lady. “I’ve been […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Springsteen & the E. Street Band on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook. Cover photo: Laura
Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet? A: There was no connection. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from the Rolling Stones on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.