The Laziest Man A foreman had ten very lazy men working for him. One day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. “I’ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,” he announced. “Will the laziest man please put his hand up.” Nine hands went up. […]
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Q. What do you call a cow that eats grass? A. lawn moo-er. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
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What games do ants play with elephants? Squash! What is the biggest ant in the world? An elephant! Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
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We are giving away Willie Nelson’s album “God’s Problem Child” courtesy of Sony Legacy. Listen to Theresa Trapp Monday, May 22 – 26, 2017 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win an album. No age requirement to win. Winners will need to pick up their albums at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within […]
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
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Let Sleeping Dads Lie A father had three boys. One summer evening, they were all playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys “shot” his father and yelled, “Bang! You’re dead!” He slumped to the ground and when he didn’t get up right away, a neighbor ran over to […]
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