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Following in the footsteps of fellow British rock legend Keith Richards,Paul McCartney has landed a cameo role in the fifth installment of thePirates of the Caribbean movie series. According to Deadline, sources close to the production report that the former Beatles star will appear in a “big set-piece scene” that’s being added to Pirates of the […]
Get a taste of the Big Band Era with a chance to win tickets to an exciting performance at Salina’s historic Steifel Theatre. Eagle and Hays Post is giving away sets of two FREE tickets to The World Famous Glenn Miller Orchestra. The performance is scheduled for 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 19. To enter for […]
Q. How did the Easter Bunny rate his favorite restaurant? A. He said it was eggs-cellent! Q. What did one colored Easter egg say to the other? A. Heard any good yolks lately? Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? A. Lots of eggs-ercise! Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: […]
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare-dryer! How does a rabbit keep his fur looking excellent? A: With hare spray! What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: Hare mail! Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else. Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A: 14 carrot gold. Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A: It might crack up! Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: […]
Sleeping Juror A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness when he stopped and said, “Your honor, a juror is asleep.” The Judge ruled, “You put him to sleep; YOU wake him up.” Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from George Thorogood & the Destroyers on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Q: Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? A: Because you don’t want to press your luck. Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? A: A sham rock Knock Knock Who’s there? Irish! Irish Who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! Join fans of 99 KZ Country on […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from David Bowie on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night? A: Paddy O’furniture! Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Dire Straits on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
European Tour A group of tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old.” There were appreciative murmurs from the crowd. “Not a stone in it has been touched,” the guide continued, “nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years.” “Wow,” piped up one […]