On The Ball Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot. So he […]
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Frantic Fatherhood A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, what should I do?” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you fool!” the man said, “this is her husband!” Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
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In the doctor’s office, two patients were talking. “You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in my by mistake.” “A sponge!” exclaims the other. “And do you feel much pain?” “No pain at all,” says the first, “but, boy do I get thirsty!” Join fans of 99 […]
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Two Eskimos were sitting in a kayak and got quite chilly. One lit a fire in the craft, but of course it sank. This proves that you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
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Mötley Crüe closed the book on their long career together Thursday in Los Angeles with their final concert ever. In case you couldn’t make it out to the Staples Center, you’ll still be able to witness the Crüe’s farewell in a full-length concert film, which will be released in 2016. The film will capture the spectacle of the […]
An Outstanding Award A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out […]
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On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made his or her life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck – the […]
In The Black When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the unit probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $100 for such cleanings, he said, the manager might try reading the manual and doing the […]