Guess Who? A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a runway at night… Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: “Guess who?” The controller switched the runway lights off and replied: “Guess where!” Join fans of 99 KZ […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Neil Young on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from E.L.O. on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Congratulations Jarett Pfannenstiel! ***** Listen to Theresa Trapp weekday mornings July 20 – July 27, 2016 for chances to call in and register for “The Best Seats in the House” at Kansas’ Biggest Rodeo Thursday, August 4, 2016. The number you will need is 785-628-2995. One entry per person! No age requirement. The winner will […]
By COOPER SLOUGH Hays Post Classical music enthusiasts have something to be excited about, as the Ad Astra Music Festival is returning this weekend to Russell and Ellis counties. The first performance starts at 7:3o p.m. Saturday at Trinity United Methodist Church, 221 N. Maple, Russell, and is titled “Handel’s Jephtha.” In the performance, the Ad […]
Missing the Story A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people fooled! Fifty people fooled!”A man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about fifty people being fooled!” The newsboy ran down […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from John Mellencamp on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook. Cover Photo: Andrea Sartorati
I’m Leaning That Way I have a friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor and have his legs checked out. For years, he refused and told me I was crazy. But last week, he finally went, and […]
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Reorganization The patient is adamant: “Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans–” “Whoa! Slow down there, fellow. What makes you think you need all these organ transplants?” the doctor asked. “Well,” the patient replied, “My boss said if I wanted to […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from The Doors on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Tapping the Cabbie A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Please, […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.