The Perfect Pitch Robert bought his girlfriend a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Robert’s friend inquired how she was doing with it. “Oh,” said Robert, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.” “How come?” asked the friend. “Well,” Robert answered, “because with a clarinet, she can’t sing.” Join fans of […]
Sportsmanship At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?” “Yes, Sir,” the little boy said. “So,” the coach continued, “when […]
The Brake Breakdown Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable car and called for a ride every time it broke down. One day Sherry got yet another one of those calls. “What happened this time?” she asked. “My brakes went out,” her sister said. “Can you come to get me?” “Where […]
What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off the walls? Rick O’Shea Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Poker Face A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dogplaying cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance. “That is a very smart dog,” the man commented. “Not so smart, he has a tell,” said one of the players. “Every time he gets a good hand he […]
Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple? A: Half a worm. Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat? A: A hoarse fly! Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
RUSSELL — For three weekends each July, the Ad Astra Music Festival colors central Kansas with classical music by integrating emerging young artists, community members, and professional musicians. Audiences have come to expect fresh, new music alongside ebullient performances of history’s richest musical works of art under the artistic direction of Kansas native Alex Underwood […]
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Congratulations to Rita Habbart! ********* 99 KZ Country is celebrating Beef Month by giving you the chance to win a $200 Beef Bundle from Heartland Foods of WaKeeney. Listen for the herd of cows on KHAZ weekday mornings with Theresa Trapp. That’s the cue to call 785-628-2995 to register for the drawing. One registration per person per […]
What do you call a grumpy cow? (Moo-dy!) What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? (Laughing stock!) What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? (A Moo-sician!) Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry