Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Neil Young on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
What do you call a cow that eats grass? A lawn moo-er. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from the Grateful Dead on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Greeting Card Selection A little boy was carefully reading all the greeting cards at the store. After a few minutes the clerk asked, “What is it you’re looking for? Happy Birthday? Get Well Soon? Happy Anniversary to your mom and dad?” The boy shook his head, “No.” “Then what kind of card is it that […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from ZZ Top on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
A star-studded documentary focusing on late blues legend B.B. King will premiere next month as an episode of the PBS series American Masters. B.B. King: The Life of Riley features interviews with and appearances by a variety of well-known music artists, including U2’s Bono, Eric Clapton,Carlos Santana, Ringo Starr, Joe Walsh, Paul Rodgers and formerRolling […]
Picky Proprietor Two guys went into a restaurant and sat down. They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs, and started to eat them. The owner saw what was going on and walked over. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” he complained. The two guys stopped, looked at each other, and […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Foreigner on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Stopping the Steamboat Because of a dense fog, a steamboat had to stop at the mouth of the river. A passenger demanded to know the cause of the delay. “Can’t see up the river,” the harassed captain replied. “Fog’s too thick.” “But I can see the stars overhead,” the passenger said. “Yes,” the captain growled, […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from KFIX night guy Alice Cooper on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
What Did You Do Today? One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem. His children were playing in the front yard in their pajamas. Inside the house the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel and the family room was strewn with toys. In the kitchen dishes filled the sink and […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Springsteen & the E. Street Band on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook. Cover photo: Laura
Sick Of School The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if the student is to be absent for the day. Kelly, deciding to skip class and go to the mall with her friends, waited till her parents had left for work and called the school herself. Kelly: “Hi, […]