There was once a gal who could rhyme. But she simply did not have the time. Although limericks are funny, They don’t earn much money, And she died with nary a dime. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
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The Price Of Oranges Mrs. Golden was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?” “Two for a quarter,” answered the vendor. “How much is just one?” she asked. “Fifteen cents,” answered the vendor. “Then I’ll take the other one,” said Mrs. Golden. […]
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Too Shy A boy had a crush on a girl at school. Every day his eyes would follow her wistfully, but he was so timid he couldn’t work up the courage to speak to her. “Every time I open my mouth,” he told his best friend, “I get so embarrassed that I wish I could […]
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Internet Magic Nancy decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Her first move was to access the Ask Jeeves website, and Nancy told her it could answer any question she had. Nancy’s mother was very skeptical but Nancy insisted, “It’s true, Mom. Try it out. Think of something to ask […]
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly […]
Why did the man tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn’t want to wak up the sleeping pills. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Joe never wanted to believe that his dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when he got home, all the signs were there. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? (An udder failure!) What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? (Roost beef!) What happened to the lost cattle? (Nobody’s herd!) Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
RUSSELL — For three weekends each July, the Ad Astra Music Festival colors central Kansas with classical music by integrating emerging young artists, community members, and professional musicians. Audiences have come to expect fresh, new music alongside ebullient performances of history’s richest musical works of art under the artistic direction of Kansas native Alex Underwood […]