Barking Up the Wrong Tree John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 A.M. by his ringing telephone. “Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice. John thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up. The next morning at precisely 4:00 […]
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Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band will be the musical guest on the December 19 episode of NBC’s Saturday Night Live. The show, which will be the final SNL episode of 2015, will be co-hosted by former cast members Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Springsteen has appeared twice previously on Saturday Night Live: as […]
Hand It To Me A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat as he is carrying the plate. “Are you crazy?” complained the customer, “you have your hand on my steak!” “What,” answers the waiter, “you want it to fall on the floor again?” Join fans of […]
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Perfectly Made Bed A couple was selling their house. The mother stressed emphatically that her sons must make their beds each morning. She left for work before they left for school, and she wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers. The mother was surprised and […]
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A Flying Turtle? Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the lowest branch, jumped into the air waving his front legs, and dropped to the ground. He slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again […]
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U2 has decided to cancel the live HBO concert broadcast it had planned for Saturday night in Paris, following attacks in that city that have left over 100 people dead. A statement on the band’s website reads, “As a result of the ongoing state of emergency across France, the U2 Paris concert scheduled for 14th […]
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) – Great White singer Jack Russell is hoping he can apologize for the 2003 nightclub fire in West Warwick, Rhode Island, with a documentary. Russell tells KFBW-FM in Portland, Oregon, he is still horrified by that night. One hundred people died, including Great White guitarist Ty Longley. The fire was sparked by […]
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the dad asks, “Son, why did you ask about eating bugs?” “Well, there was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.” Join fans of 99 KZ Country […]
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