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Improved Muffins A Mother tried a new recipe for corn-bread muffins using fresh corn. After tasting one, her seven-year-old son made no comment.”Honey,” she asked, “did you notice anything different about my muffins?” “Yeah, Mom,” he replied. “They’re not burned.” Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
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Probably The Right Advice At a wedding the Master of Ceremonies polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be a grey-haired couple in the corner. The MC asked them, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?” The lady said, “The most important words in a marriage […]
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Legacy Recordings, the catalog division of Sony Music Entertainment, will release Willie Nelson’s latest album, For The Good Times: A Tribute To Ray Price, on Friday, September 16. On his new album, Willie has teamed up with a pair of longtime friends–producer Fred Foster and conductor/arranger Bergen White–who, like Nelson, are American country music veterans […]
Whining Golfer A man loved to play golf. One Saturday, he returned home from a scheduled golf game much earlier than his wife expected. She asked him why he was home so early. “Would you want to play golf with someone who whines about every shot, complains about everything on the course, and makes noises […]
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Proper Chainsaw Usage This fellow goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The dealer sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it would cut through 100 trees in one day. The fellow takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After working for 3 hours he only cut 2 trees. “How […]
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Out Of Chocolate A man approached an ice cream van and said, “I’d like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please.” The girl behind the counter replied, “I’m very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn’t come this morning. We’re out of chocolate.” “In that case,” the man continued, “I’ll have two scoops of chocolate ice […]
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Abstract Noun “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?” “Sure,” the teenage student replied. “My father’s new car.” Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry