Register for a 99 KZ Country t-shirt by completing the form below. Please type “t-shirt” for subject and your preferred t-shirt size for message. Or, send a post card to KHAZ T-Shirt Giveaway, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS 67601 with your name, phone number and preferred t-shirt size. One registration per person. No age requirement. Winners will […]
Tapping the Cabbie A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Please, […]
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Speedy Jigsaw On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. “Look what I’ve done, Jess,” he said proudly to a visiting neighbor. “That’s surely somethin’, Willard. How long it take you?” “Only two weeks.” […]
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Fair Price A professor handed out the test to his students and returned to his desk to wait. When the test was over, the students filed over and handed in their papers. As the professor was going through the submissions, he noticed one student had taped a hundred dollar bill to his test. On the […]
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Heart on 96.9 “Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Which Club to Use? The golfer hit his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times, he hit into a sand trap. All the while, he’d noticed that the golf club instructor had been watching. […]
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The Perfect Caddy The golfer called to one of the caddies and said, “I want a caddy who can count and keep the score.” “Yes, sir. I’m very good at keeping score.” “We’ll see. If I shoot 3 on the first hole, 4 strokes on the second hole, and 5 on the third, what’s my […]
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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “The Spirit of America.” Listen to Theresa Trapp July 11 – July 15 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win a book. No age requirement. Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 […]
The Spoons Have It One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered the class to the stoves to prepare their assignments, she said, “Don’t forget to use wooden spoons.” As Jack stirred his sauce, he contemplated the mystery of the wooden spoon and […]