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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/2/14 »

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Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer? A: He was afriad of the world wide web. Q: Why are A’s like flowers? A: Because bee’s come after them!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/1/14 »

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Q. When is a baseball player like a spider? A. When he catches a fly! Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance? A: Because it was a mothball. Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited? A: Ants.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry     […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Dolly Parton Hits New Milestone »

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SOMERSET, England (AP) – Dolly Parton says she’s been so busy making records she didn’t realize she had racked up so many sales. The Recording Industry Association of America has certified Parton for sales of 100 million albums worldwide. She was given a special plaque before her performance at the Glastonbury Festival in England over […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/30/14 »

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Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple? A: Half a worm. Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat? A: A hoarse fly!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/27/14 »

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The Price Of Oranges Mrs. Golden was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, “How much are these oranges?” “Two for a quarter,” answered the vendor. “How much is just one?” she asked. “Fifteen cents,” answered the vendor. “Then I’ll take the other one,” said Mrs. Golden.   […]

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Win Hobby Lobby Gift Cards with 99 KZ Country »

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Hobby Lobby is providing KHAZ with gift cards worth $25 each to give away to listeners.  They can be used for merchandise at any Hobby Lobby store. Listen to Theresa Trapp June 23-27, 2014 for chances to call 785-628-2995 to win. Random callers will win a $25 Hobby Lobby gift card instantly.  No age requirement […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Trace Adkins in Louisiana Music Hall of Fame »

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Trace Adkins was inducted into the Louisiana Music Hall of Fame Saturday (6/21) while he was in Baton Rouge for a performance. Originally from Sarepta, LA, Adkins was joined onstage by LMHoF President/Exec. Dir. Mike Shepherd, who presented him with an award and an official statement signed by Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal. More photos here.   Join fans of 99 KZ […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Willie Nelson’s Album Tops Charts »

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Congratulations to Willie Nelson, whose Band Of Brothers debuted at the top of the country albums chart and at No. 5 on the all-genre chart, selling more than 37,000 copies according to Nielsen SoundScan. His last No. 1 country album was The Promiseland in 1986, and this marks his highest debut and position on the all-genre chart since Always On My […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/26/14 »

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No Help Reading When a Dad took his 4-year-old to the optometrist to pick up new glasses, the boy asked why he had to wear them. The doctor replied, “They’re to help you read and be able to see the computer better.” When the two of them got back home, the boy sat down at […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/25/14 »

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The Pole Witness The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. “Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?” inquired the officer. “Officer,” […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/24/14 »

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At Rope’s End A monastery was perched high upon a cliff and the only access to reach it was by way of riding in a basket which several monks hauled up to the top. Obviously the ride over the rocky jagged terrain was steep, and in a wicker basket it was terrifying to all but […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Kicker Country Stampede Tickets $145 »

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Get your 4-day Kicker Country Stampede tickets NOW for the Advance price of $145. Ticket prices will increase at the gate, so get them now to ensure the lowest price! Go to www.countrystampede.com or call 800-795-8091 to order your tickets today!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Miranda Lambert on Ladies Home Journal Cover »

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Miranda Lambert will grace the cover of the final issue of Ladies’ Home Journal when it hits newsstands next week. The publication traces its roots to 1883, though its first official “cover girl” appeared in 1898. Ida McKinley, wife of President William McKinley, had the honor. More on the magazine’s history here.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on […]

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