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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/17/15 »

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:” A beer please, and one for the road.”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Willie And Merle Will Release an Album Together »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard will team up for a new album. Nelson says they called the album “Django and Jimmie” because the title track is about two of their influences, jazz guitarist Django Reinhardt and country legend Jimmie Rogers. Nelson and Haggard also pay tribute to each other. Nelson sings Haggard’s […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Eric Church Getting into the Furniture Business »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Eric Church is getting into the furniture business. Church has partnered with Pulaski Furniture to create a line called Highway to Home. Church actually has some experience in this area. His dad worked in the industry, and Church himself got his first job in a furniture plant. The furniture line will include […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/16/15 »

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What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner. When is the moon the heaviest? When it is full. How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold his nose.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/15/15 »

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Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. “Certainly madam,” he replied courteously. “Is the restaurant open still?” inquired Mary. “Sorry, no,” came the reply, “but room service is available all […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Tim McGraw Supporting Sandy Hook Promise »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Tim McGraw will give all the proceeds from his July 17 concert in Hartford, Connecticut, to prevent another Sandy Hook tragedy. McGraw will perform as a benefit for Sandy Hook Promise, an organization founded after the Sandy Hook shootings in 2012 that aims protect children from gun violence. A friend of McGraw’s […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/14/15 »

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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/13/15 »

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I’m a light eater. As soon as it’s light, I start to eat.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/10/15 »

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A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, “Mommy, my stomach hurts.” Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty, you have to put something into it!” Later that day when a couple was over for dinner. The woman began to feel bad. Holding her head she said, “I […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Voting is now open at VoteACM.com »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Fan voting is now open for two of the big trophies for the Academy of Country Music Awards. Fans can decide whether Jason Aldean, Garth Brooks, Luke Bryan, Miranda Lambert or Florida Georgia Line should win entertainer of the year. They can also decide whether Sam Hunt, Thomas Rhett or Cole Swindell […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/9/15 »

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As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Garth Dedicates Children’s Fun Zone in Hospital »

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INDIANAPOLIS (AP) – Garth Brooks was happy to open a space in an Indianapolis children’s hospital where kids can forget about their illnesses for a while. Brooks dedicated a new child play zone at Riley Hospital for Children, which was funded through his Teammates For Kids foundation. The space includes billiards, foosball, video games, an […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/8/15 »

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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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