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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/3/15 »

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A Birthday Number A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang “Happy Birthday” to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number. “Don’t let it bother you,” said a strange but amused voice. “You folks need all the […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Alligator Records Set to Release “Meet Me in Bluesland” by the Kentucky Headhunters with Johnnie Johnson »

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Alligator Records has set a June 2 street date for Meet Me In Bluesland, a previously unreleased album by Grammy-winning Southern blues-rockers The Kentucky Headhunters with pianist Johnnie Johnson, a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee. The performances found Johnson — the manRolling Stone called “the greatest sideman in rock and roll” for his […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/2/15 »

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Noise Abatement “Flight 234,” the control tower advised, “turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.” “Roger,” the pilot responded, “but we’re at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” “Sir,” the air control operator replied, “have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it hits a 747?”   Join fans […]

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Winner: Beef Month with KHAZ »

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Congratulations to Toby Alexander!!! ***** 99 KZ Country is celebrating Beef Month by giving you the chance to win a customized $200 Beef Bundle from Ellis Hometown Food Center. Listen for the herd of cows on KHAZ weekday mornings with Theresa Trapp.  That’s the cue to call 785-628-2995 to registered for the drawing.  One registration per person […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/1/15 »

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Commuting Hazards A man took a new job and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. To make the task less onerous, he invited several of his coworkers to share the ride. He soon found, however, that the commute continued to get more stressful, especially the […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/22/15 »

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It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him […]

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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul Book with 99 KZ Country! »

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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book The Joy of Adoption. Listen to Theresa Trapp May 18-22 for chances to call 785-628-2995 to win. Random callers will win a copy of the book instantly. No age requirement to win. Winners will need to pick up their book at the KZ Country […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: For the Second Year in a Row, Kicker Country Stampede Officially Sells Out of Camping! »

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Manhattan, Kansas (May 20, 2015) – Kicker Country Stampede is delighted to announce that all camping is officially sold out for the second year in a row. Once again, festival organizers are surveying the grounds, in anticipation of additional campsites becoming available. To be placed on the waiting list for camping, please sign up here. This year’s attendees will […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/21/15 »

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A Boring Book Julie stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, “I have a complaint!” “Yes, ma’am?” “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters, the printing was tiny, and there was no plot whatsoever!” The librarian nodded […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/20/15 »

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Pacing The Distance A fellow was walking along a country road and came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer and asked how long it would take him to get to the next town. The farmer didn’t answer. So, after waiting a bit, the fellow started walking again. […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/19/15 »

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You Need a New Fortune Teller If …every time you draw a card, she yells “Go Fish!” …he looks suspiciously like the guy who fixed your muffler last week. …her spoon bending requires a pair of pliers. …he insists that your astrological sign is “The Armadillo.” …she shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a heavy […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/18/15 »

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The Hand He Was Dealt A bunch of guys were sitting around a table playing a game of cards. “I win!” exclaimed Johnson, at which point Henderson threw down his cards. “That’s it! I’ve had it! Johnson is cheating!!!” “How can you tell?” Phillips asked. “Those aren’t the cards I dealt him!”   Join fans […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Nashville’s Walk of Fame To Add Loretta Lynn »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Loretta Lynn and Jack White will be the latest inductees into Nashville’s Music City Walk of Fame. The June 4 event marks the reopening of the renovated walk of fame. The addition of Lynn and White will bring the number of artists to 63.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on […]

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