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KHAZ Country Music News: Garth Will Make Marathon Today Show Appearance »

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NEW YORK (AP) – The “Today” show likes Garth Brooks so much, they’re keeping him all morning. Brooks will appear on the “Today” show on January 8 during all four hours. It’s the first time in the 62-year history of the show a guest has done that.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/31/14 »

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It’s so cold that… you have to open the fridge to heat the house. you eat ice cream to warm up. the snowmen are begging to come inside.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Lee Greenwood to Sing at NHL Winter Classic »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Lee Greenwood might have to do more than just warm up his voice for his next gig. He will sing “God Bless the U.S.A.” outdoors at the NHL Winter Classic at Washington’s Nationals Park on Thursday as the Blackhawks take on the Capitals. Greenwood will perform during the second intermission. The game […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/30/14 »

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It was so cold… we played checkers with tea candles. It was so cold… we saved electricity by unplugging our freezer and moving it outside. It was so cold… the computer store was selling giant keyboards so people could type with mittens! It was so cold… Mother Nature moved out and went south! She’s no […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/29/14 »

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I know a girl who has incredible, smooth, unblemished skin. I asked her what her secret was, and she told me every day, she soaks in a tub of milk. “Pasteurized?” I asked. “No,” she replied, “just up to the knees.”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Little Jimmy Dickens In Hospital »

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) – It doesn’t look particularly good for a country legend. Grand Ole Opry star Little Jimmy Dickens is hospitalized in the Nashville area. And a publicist for the Opry says he is in “critical care.” There’s no word on what is ailing Dickens. He last performed on Dec. 20, the day after […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/26/14 »

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A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, we don’t serve your kind here! Get out!” So the string goes outside, gets itself really tangled up and partially unraveled, then goes back inside. The bartender says “Aren’t you that piece of string I just threw out of here?” To which the […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/24/14 »

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What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree? A pineapple! What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/23/14 »

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots? Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters? They are always dropping their needles.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/22/14 »

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Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping! What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/18/14 »

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To All Employees From Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season. Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/17/14 »

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments! How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/16/14 »

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Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel! What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday? “Freeze a jolly good fellow!” What does Santa put on his toast? “Jingle Jam” What do you get if you cross Father […]

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