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KHAZ CT40 Fan Magazine »

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Check out Bob Kingsley’s CT40 Fan Magazine. The Country Top 40 airs Sundays 8 am to noon on 99 KZ Country.      

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99 KZ Country T-Shirt Giveaway!!! »

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Each week, one lucky listener will win a 99 KZ Country T-Shirt. Register by completing the form below. Please put your preferred t-shirt size (S, M, L or XL) on the subject line. Or, send a post card to KHAZ T-Shirt Giveaway, P.O. Box 6, Hays, KS 67601 with your name, phone number and preferred […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/18/14 »

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To All Employees From Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season. Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/17/14 »

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments! How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/16/14 »

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Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel! What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday? “Freeze a jolly good fellow!” What does Santa put on his toast? “Jingle Jam” What do you get if you cross Father […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/15/14 »

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What goes “oh, oh, oh?? Santa walking backwards. What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause. Where does Santa go to practice how to slide down chimneys? A chimnasium.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul Book with 99 KZ Country! »

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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book Christmas In Canada. 101 Stories about the Joy and Wonder of the Holidays. Christmas is a magical time of year! This collection of 101 festive holiday stories will warm your heart and spread holiday cheer with its tales of family, fun, and traditions from […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/12/14 »

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When her son turned eight, the mom knew he would soon be questioning the existence of Santa Claus. One day, the boy looked at his mom and said, “I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.” Taking a deep breath, his mom responded, “Oh, what is that?” “They’re all nocturnal.”   […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: MoonPies Courtesy of Craig Morgan »

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CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (AP) – American troops will be eating MoonPies, courtesy of Craig Morgan. He teamed up with MoonPie to provide 35,000 of the treats for the USO. Morgan himself is an Army veteran. In June, he sent 50,000 MoonPies to U.S. military overseas.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry   […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/11/14 »

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Strawberry Fertilizer A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries,” answered the […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/10/14 »

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A lady was stocking up on green beans at the farmers’ market when she asked the young girl helping at the stand for 15 pounds of green beans. “I can only sell you ten pounds of green beans,” the young girl said. “Why?” the lady asked. The young girl replied, “because my scale only goes up […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/9/14 »

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An intern asked another intern if she was planning to sign up for the company’s 401(k). “I’m considering it, ” replied the second intern. Later, the first intern approached their supervisor looking concerned. “I did the math,” she said, “and 401K is almost 250 miles.  She’ll never make it!”   Join fans of 99 KZ […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/8/14 »

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A man was running for reelection to be the mayor of his town.  He was in a bar and paid for a woman’s drink.  She thanked him but wondered why a stranger had bought her a beer. “I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.” “You got it,” she said, grabbing […]

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