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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/2/14 »

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Frog on the Psychic Hotline A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and the psychic tells him:“You are going to meet a pretty young girl who will want to knoweverything about you.” The frog is thrilled. “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.” Join […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Carrie Underwood Expecting A Baby »

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) – A country superstar and her hockey-playing husband are expecting. “American Idol” winner Carrie Underwood and husband, NHL player Mike Fisher, are having a baby. They each posted messages on their Twitter accounts with Underwood saying hers was in honor of Labor Day. Underwood’s publicist confirms the couple is expecting their first […]

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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul Books with 99 KZ Country! »

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Win Chicken Soup for the Soul Books with 99 KZ Country! We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul books: The Dog Did What? and The Cat Did What? Listen to Theresa Trapp August 25-29, 2014 for chances to call 785-628-2995 to win. Random callers will win a copy of each book instantly. […]

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99 KZ Country T-Shirt Giveaway!!! »

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Each week, one lucky listener will win a 99 KZ Country T-Shirt. Register by completing the form below. Please put your preferred t-shirt size (S, M, L or XL) on the subject line. Or, send a post card to KHAZ T-Shirt Giveaway, P.O. Box 6, Hays, KS 67601 with your name, phone number and preferred […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/29/14 »

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Penny For Your Thoughts After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room. Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking […]

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KHAZ CT40 Fan Magazine »

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Check out Bob Kingsley’s CT40 Fan Magazine. The Country Top 40 airs Sundays 8 am to noon on 99 KZ Country.      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/28/14 »

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The Line-up In heaven there were two lines. One said “Men who were bossed by their wives,” and the other one said,”Men who weren’t bossed by their wives”. There was a big line for the first one, but then the man who was checking peoples name in the book of life saw one man in […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/27/14 »

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Canine Card Shark Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their pets. “The brightest dog I ever had,” said one, “was a Great Dane that used to play cards. He was great at poker, but finally a friend complained about him and I had to get rid of him.” “You got rid of […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/26/14 »

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Penguin Patrol A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy agrees to do so and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/25/14 »

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“Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.” -Kellie, 11 “If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.” -Naomi, 15 “Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.” -Lauren, 9   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry

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News From The Oil Patch »

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      News From The Oil Patch is heard weekdays: KFIX 96.9 FM  6:40 pm KHAZ 99.5 FM   8:50 am    

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KHAZ Country Music News: New Trisha Yearwood Album Coming »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Trisha Yearwood says she used to look at her career like a baseball player, thinking she only had a few good years. She says after 23 years, she’s not done swinging the bat. Yearwood will release “Prize Fighter,” her first album in seven years. A release date was not given. She will […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/21/14 »

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Number Twelve The number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. “Sorry I can’t serve you,” states the barman. “Why not?!” asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. “You’re under 21,” replies the barman. Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry

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