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KHAZ Country Music News: Garth Gets Streets Named After Him (Temporarily) »

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TULSA, Okla. (AP) – The city of Tulsa, Oklahoma, is so excited to have Garth Brooks return, it’s renamed four streets after his songs. Brooks will return to his hometown for a string of concerts beginning tomorrow at the BOK Center. The Tulsa World reports the streets near the venue are now Thunder Rolls Road, […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/8/15 »

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Frantic Fatherhood A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, what should I do?” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you fool!” the man said, “this is her husband!”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Toby Keith’s Houston Restaurant In Trouble »

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HOUSTON (AP) – Toby Keith’s restaurant in Houston has shut its doors because management is not paying its bills. KHOU-TV reports a note was posted on the I Love This Bar And Grill saying it was closed because it was behind on its rent. Contractors also say they’re due $150,000 for work done at the […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/7/15 »

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Answer Wanted One day a bus load of kids went for a field trip to the police station. One of the kids went into the Chief’s office and saw a picture of a man with a wanted sign under it. The kid asked the Chief, “What does ‘wanted’ mean?” “It means,” answered the Chief, “that […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: The Oldest Grand Ole Opry Member »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – The reports of the death of Little Jimmy Dickens noted that he was the oldest living member of the Grand Ole Opry. Who is it now? The Opry says it’s Ralph Stanley, who will be 88 next month. The longest running member is Jean Shepard, who joined in 1955. Dickens died Friday […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/6/15 »

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Engine Trouble Two mathematicians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but not to worry, there were three left. However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/5/15 »

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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile! Q: How does a Snowman get to work? A: By icicle.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Little Jimmy Dickens Passed Away »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Mel Tillis calls Little Jimmy Dickens “a little man with a big heart.” Dickens died Friday of cardiac arrest after suffering a stroke on Christmas Day. He was 94. Pam Tillis says Dickens “could give any entertainer on that stage a run for his money when it came to charming the audience.” […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/2/15 »

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Cautious Student A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions. The student took a seat in the hall and stared at the test for five minutes. He then removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet; heads for true, tails for […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Garth Will Make Marathon Today Show Appearance »

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NEW YORK (AP) – The “Today” show likes Garth Brooks so much, they’re keeping him all morning. Brooks will appear on the “Today” show on January 8 during all four hours. It’s the first time in the 62-year history of the show a guest has done that.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/31/14 »

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It’s so cold that… you have to open the fridge to heat the house. you eat ice cream to warm up. the snowmen are begging to come inside.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Lee Greenwood to Sing at NHL Winter Classic »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Lee Greenwood might have to do more than just warm up his voice for his next gig. He will sing “God Bless the U.S.A.” outdoors at the NHL Winter Classic at Washington’s Nationals Park on Thursday as the Blackhawks take on the Capitals. Greenwood will perform during the second intermission. The game […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/30/14 »

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It was so cold… we played checkers with tea candles. It was so cold… we saved electricity by unplugging our freezer and moving it outside. It was so cold… the computer store was selling giant keyboards so people could type with mittens! It was so cold… Mother Nature moved out and went south! She’s no […]

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