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Stories written by Theresa Trapp

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/31/15 »

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How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare-dryer! How does a rabbit keep his fur looking excellent? A: With hare spray! What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: Hare mail!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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2015 “Legend of the Day” Calendar for KHAZ »

KHAZ Legends Month March 2015

During March, Real Country, 99 KZ Country will highlight a legendary artist each day. We will feature one of the legend’s hit songs each hour.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Jo Dee Messina Co-Authors Chicken Soup Book »

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UNDATED (AP) – Jo Dee Messina has co-written a book in honor of mothers. Messina and author Amy Newmark have written “Chicken Soup For The Soul: Thanks to My Mom: 101 Stories of Gratitude, Love, and Lessons.” It’s in stores now.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/30/15 »

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Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else. Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A: 14 carrot gold. Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A: It might crack up!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: […]

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Winners: Tickets to See Joe Nichols in Salina with 99 KZ Country! »

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Congratulations to Sondra Karlin, David Patzner and Mike Lacy! *****   Joe Nichols will be in concert at The Stiefel Theatre in Salina on Friday, April 3, 2015  at 8 pm.  See http://stiefeltheatre.org/ for ticket availability.  Tickets: $47 $59 Listen to Theresa Trapp March 23-27 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and register to win tickets for the […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/27/15 »

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Milestone Awards to be Given by the ACM »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – The Academy of Country Music will give special awards to top musicians for all the awards they’ve gotten from the Academy of Country Music. Garth Brooks, Kenny Chesney, Miranda Lambert, Reba McEntire, George Strait, Taylor Swift and Brooks and Dunn will each get a 50th Anniversary Milestone Award during the ACM Awards […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Hall of Fame Inductees Announced »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Joe Bonsall of The Oak Ridge Boys says getting into the Country Music Hall of Fame is the biggest thing ever to happen to them. His bandmate, Jim Allen, says he’s only seen tears in the eyes of fellow Oak Ridge Boy Richard Sterban twice: when they joined the Grand Ole Opry […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/26/15 »

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The Barbie Dolls A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager “How much is that new Barbie in the window?” The Manager replied, “Which […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/25/15 »

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Bee There or Bee Square Q: Why do bees hum? A: Because they’ve forgotten the words! Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things? A: A fumble bee! Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transportation? A: Wait at a buzz stop! Q: What do bees chew? A: Bumble gum! […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Eric Church Breaks Two Records in Chicago »

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CHICAGO (AP) – Eric Church broke two records in Chicago for playing for a lot of people — and playing for a lot of happy people. CMT.com reports Church set an attendance record for his show at the Allstate Arena on Friday with an attendance of 18,626 people. That sets a new record for the […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/24/15 »

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The Funny Story of the Taxi Driver and St Peter A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/23/15 »

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Dangerous Horns The teacher spent the entire hour reading to her class about farm animals, and bulls in particular. When she had finished, she asked, “name some things that are very dangerous to get near to and have horns.” Little Johnny spoke up without hesitation, “Automobiles?”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: […]

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