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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/27/15 »

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Scary Scale Two kids went into their parents bathroom and noticed the weigh scale in the corner. “Whatever you do,” cautioned one youngster to the other, “don’t step on it!” “Why not?” asked the sibling. “Because every time Mom does, she lets out an awful scream!”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/24/15 »

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Smooth Descent Freddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father’s annoyance. “Freddy,” he called, “how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being.” There was a silence, and Freddy reappeared in the front room. “That’s […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/23/15 »

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Most Deserving A father of five won a large stuffed animal in a raffle. All the way home he agonized about which child should receive the toy. When he arrived, he called the kids together. “I have decided this gift should go to the most deserving,” he said. “Who is the most obedient?” he asked. […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/22/15 »

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Finest Golf Equipment Morris had been playing golf for years and he had the finest golfing equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new ball into the woods. On the second hole, he drove another new ball into a […]

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KHAZ Country Musi News: Blake Recommends Luke For A Job »

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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) – If Blake Shelton ever takes a break from “The Voice,” he thinks Luke Bryan would be an excellent replacement. He’s just not sure that Bryan is as lazy as he is. Shelton says a musician has to give up touring to do the show, and after 15 years of being on […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Willie Nelson Creating “Willie’s Reserve” »

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DALLAS (AP) – Willie Nelson is not only creating his own line of marijuana, he says it will be “the best on the market.” Nelson has announced the Willie’s Reserve line will be grown and sold in Colorado and Washington state, where recreational use of pot is legal. Nelson is collaborating with master growers for […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Randy Travis Writes Letter of Thanks, Announces Marriage »

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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) – Randy Travis has written an open letter thanking fans for their support following his unexpected appearance at the Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday. Travis suffered a stroke two years ago and is unable to speak. He writes on his website, Mary reads every card and letter to him and […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Luke Bryan On Blake Rushing The Stage »

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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) – If it seemed that Luke Bryan didn’t get his full moment in the spotlight after winning entertainer of the year at the Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday, you’re right on target. Bryan says even though he had just won the big award, he was given only 18 seconds to […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/21/15 »

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Muffling Response The owner of a construction company lived where winters were very fierce. He felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn’t wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the owner asked, “Didn’t you like the muffs?” The Foreman said, “They […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/20/15 »

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Small Town Sheriff In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang. The sheriff’s wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?” “Well, do you need him as the sheriff or the vet?” the wife asked. “Both,” came the reply. “We can’t […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: 2015 ACM Award Winners »

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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) – Miranda Lambert won four awards, including album and song of the year, but the singer lost the night’s top prize to Luke Bryan at Sunday’s Academy of Country Music Awards. It was a repeat of the Country Music Association Awards in November, where Lambert won multiple prizes but lost the big […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: The ACM Awards are Sunday »

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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) – The home of the Dallas Cowboys will be the home to the 50th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. The 50th Annual edition of the awards event is set for Sunday night at AT&T Stadium. In the running for Entertainer of the Year are Jason Aldean, Garth Brooks, Luke Bryan, Miranda […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Tim McGraw Continuing His Support of Sandy Hook »

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HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) – Tim McGraw is defending his decision to headline a Connecticut concert to benefit a Sandy Hook group, responding to critics who call it a “gun control fundraiser.” Gun rights advocates took to Facebook and Twitter, calling the country singer a hypocrite for appearing in the event that will benefit Sandy Hook […]

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