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KHAZ Country Music News: Trace Adkins Delivers Special Message to Girl Scout »

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LA HABRA, Calif. (AP) – A little girl from La Habra, California, sent a card to a random member of the military and got a visit from Trace Adkins. He was doing a tour with the USO in Kandahar, Afghanistan, when a large donation of cookies and cards from the Girl Scouts was delivered. Adkins […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/7/15 »

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Boys Are Rough A little girl asked her mother: “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied: “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked: “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?” […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/6/15 »

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Cookie Trap Returning from a trip to visit her grandmother in Canada, a woman was stopped by a state trooper for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have received a warning instead of a ticket, she gave him a small bag of her grandmother’s delicious chocolate chip cookies and proceeded on her way. Later, the […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Country Stars in New TV Show? »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Moe Bandy and Gene Watson will film a TV pilot next week. They plan to perform their hits as part of a concert at Joey + Rory’s Farmhouse Concert Hall in Columbia, Tennessee, next Tuesday. The nature of the TV show and the network where it will run were not revealed.   […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/5/15 »

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Spring Fever Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Faith Hill to Perform at Billboard Awards »

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LOS ANGELES (AP) – Little Big Town, Faith Hill and Van Halen have been added to the Billboard Music Awards. Little Big Town and Faith Hill will collaborate on a performance of “Girl Crush.” Van Halen have never performed on an award show before. The Billboard Music Awards are May 17 in Las Vegas and […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Randy Houser is Engaged »

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NEW YORK (AP) – Randy Houser is planning a wedding. His representative tells People magazine Houser is engaged to Tatiana Starzynski. He’s 39, she’s 21. Houser was previously married to songwriter Jessica Lee Yantz. They split last year and they have a three-year-old son together. No word on when Houser and Starzynski will marry.   […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/4/15 »

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While talking with his semi-deaf uncle one evening, Ben noticed that his uncle’s “hearing aid” was actually an earphone from a transistor radio.  The wire had been cut and was sticking out of his shirt. “How does that help your hearing?” Ben asked. “It doesn’t,” his uncle replied.  “Just makes people talk louder.”   Join […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/1/15 »

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Emergency Housecall A doctor answered his phone late in the evening and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth player for poker,” said his friend. “I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor. “Where are you going at this hour?” demanded his wife as he […]

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KHAZ’s 30th Birthday Party Friday, May 1st »

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/30/15 »

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought hom. “The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,” lamented the father, “is that I know he never cheated during his exams.”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/29/15 »

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A pastor was saying farewell to his congregation at the church doors for the last time.   He shook the hand of an elderly lady as she walked out. She said, “Your successor won’t be as good as you.” “Nonsense,” said the pastor in a flattered tone. “No, really,” said the elderly lady. “I’ve been […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/28/15 »

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Two good ole boys, Bubba and Johnny Ray, were sittin’ on the front porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. “I’m gonna do that when I win the lottery,” said Bubba. “Do what?” asked Johnny Ray. “Send my grass out to be mowed,” answered Bubba.   Join fans of […]

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