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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/21/15 »

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Muffling Response The owner of a construction company lived where winters were very fierce. He felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman. Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn’t wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the owner asked, “Didn’t you like the muffs?” The Foreman said, “They […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/20/15 »

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Small Town Sheriff In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang. The sheriff’s wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?” “Well, do you need him as the sheriff or the vet?” the wife asked. “Both,” came the reply. “We can’t […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: 2015 ACM Award Winners »

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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) – Miranda Lambert won four awards, including album and song of the year, but the singer lost the night’s top prize to Luke Bryan at Sunday’s Academy of Country Music Awards. It was a repeat of the Country Music Association Awards in November, where Lambert won multiple prizes but lost the big […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: The ACM Awards are Sunday »

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ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) – The home of the Dallas Cowboys will be the home to the 50th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. The 50th Annual edition of the awards event is set for Sunday night at AT&T Stadium. In the running for Entertainer of the Year are Jason Aldean, Garth Brooks, Luke Bryan, Miranda […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Tim McGraw Continuing His Support of Sandy Hook »

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HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) – Tim McGraw is defending his decision to headline a Connecticut concert to benefit a Sandy Hook group, responding to critics who call it a “gun control fundraiser.” Gun rights advocates took to Facebook and Twitter, calling the country singer a hypocrite for appearing in the event that will benefit Sandy Hook […]

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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul Book with 99 KZ Country! »

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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Be The Best You Can Be.” Listen to Theresa Trapp April 13- 17 for chances to call 785-628-2995 to win. Random callers will win a copy of the book instantly. No age requirement to win. Winners will need to pick up their book at the […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/17/15 »

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:” A beer please, and one for the road.”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Willie And Merle Will Release an Album Together »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard will team up for a new album. Nelson says they called the album “Django and Jimmie” because the title track is about two of their influences, jazz guitarist Django Reinhardt and country legend Jimmie Rogers. Nelson and Haggard also pay tribute to each other. Nelson sings Haggard’s […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Eric Church Getting into the Furniture Business »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Eric Church is getting into the furniture business. Church has partnered with Pulaski Furniture to create a line called Highway to Home. Church actually has some experience in this area. His dad worked in the industry, and Church himself got his first job in a furniture plant. The furniture line will include […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/16/15 »

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What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner. When is the moon the heaviest? When it is full. How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Hold his nose.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/15/15 »

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Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. “Certainly madam,” he replied courteously. “Is the restaurant open still?” inquired Mary. “Sorry, no,” came the reply, “but room service is available all […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Tim McGraw Supporting Sandy Hook Promise »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Tim McGraw will give all the proceeds from his July 17 concert in Hartford, Connecticut, to prevent another Sandy Hook tragedy. McGraw will perform as a benefit for Sandy Hook Promise, an organization founded after the Sandy Hook shootings in 2012 that aims protect children from gun violence. A friend of McGraw’s […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 4/14/15 »

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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that […]

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