“Author Archive”
Stories written by Theresa Trapp

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/11/14 »

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802

Strawberry Fertilizer A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries,” answered the […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/10/14 »

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802

A lady was stocking up on green beans at the farmers’ market when she asked the young girl helping at the stand for 15 pounds of green beans. “I can only sell you ten pounds of green beans,” the young girl said. “Why?” the lady asked. The young girl replied, “because my scale only goes up […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/9/14 »

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802

An intern asked another intern if she was planning to sign up for the company’s 401(k). “I’m considering it, ” replied the second intern. Later, the first intern approached their supervisor looking concerned. “I did the math,” she said, “and 401K is almost 250 miles.  She’ll never make it!”   Join fans of 99 KZ […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

Habitat for Humanity of Ellis County Board Meeting »

Habitat for Humanity

Habitat for Humanity of Ellis County Board Meetings are the 2nd Tuesday of each month at 7 pm at First United Methodist Church, 305 W. 7th Street, Hays. Park at the back of the church in the lot across the street from Taco Shop. Go in the back door and up the stairs. The meetings are […]

Posted in Announcements,Community | Read More »

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/8/14 »

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802

A man was running for reelection to be the mayor of his town.  He was in a bar and paid for a woman’s drink.  She thanked him but wondered why a stranger had bought her a beer. “I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.” “You got it,” she said, grabbing […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

Over $84,900 with Big Brothers Big Sisters of Ellis County Christmas 4 Kids on 99 KZ Country »

khaz bbbs christmas 4 kids telethon logo 20111116

Over $84,900 for Big Brothers Big Sisters of Ellis County! Thank you!!! You can still donate! call 785-625-6672 http://christmas4kids.net/ ********** Big Brothers Big Sisters of Ellis County Christmas 4 Kids on 99 KZ Country Sunday, December 7, 2014 Noon – 5 pm Broadcasting from James Motor Company, downtown Hays listen on Eagle Radio, 99 KZ Country, […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Announcements,Community,Entertainment,Local | Read More »

KHAZ Country Music News: Carrie Underwood Clothing Line »

khaz carrie underwood 20141204

NASHVILLE (AP) – Carrie Underwood is launching a line of athletic clothes because she couldn’t find something she liked for the gym. Underwood says the high performance clothes are not pretty and the pretty things don’t last long or don’t do what she needs them to do. Her line is called Calia by Carrie Underwood […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

KHAZ Country Music News: Brooks and Dunn in Vegas with Reba »

khaz brooks and dunn reba mcentire 20141204

LAS VEGAS (AP) – Brooks and Dunn are reuniting and teaming up with Reba McEntire. They will headline Caesars Palace in Las Vegas beginning in June. They replace Celine Dion, who stepped down after saying she had to focus on her health and that of her husband’s, as well as raising their three children. Brooks […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

KHAZ Country Music News: Collin Raye will have a Christmas Special Online »

khaz collin raye everlasting 20141204

Collin Raye is promoting his new album, Everlasting with an online Christmas Special on Thursday, December 18th, at 8pm Eastern (7pm Central). “Collin’s Christmas Party,” will be live from his living room  Tickets to the event are just five dollars, and that gives your entire household access to the LIVE, interactive show.  Tickets are limited.  Get […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/4/14 »

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802

As a lady entered the elevator at the hospital, a disheveled-looking man rushed in behind her carrying a ceramic blue baby bootie filled with carnations. Smiling knowingly, the lady asked, “Does he look like you?” “I hope not,” the man said.  “I just deliver flowers.”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

KHAZ Country Music News: Dustin Lynch Not Pressing Charges »

20141020 dustin lynch khaz

NASHVILLE (AP) – Dustin Lynch will not press charges against the man suspected of beaning him with a can of beer during a concert in Niceville, Florida, in October. Lynch tells Taste of Country the police have a suspect but Lynch doesn’t want to bother with the paperwork. Lynch says he’s not sure what authorities […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/3/14 »

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802

Fair Price A professor handed out the test to his students and returned to his desk to wait. When the test was over, the students filed over and handed in their papers. As the professor was going through the submissions, he noticed one student had taped a hundred dollar bill to his test. On the […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/2/14 »

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802

You Need a New Fortune Teller If …every time you draw a card, she yells “Go Fish!” …he looks suspiciously like the guy who fixed your muffler last week. …her spoon bending requires a pair of pliers. …he insists that your astrological sign is “The Armadillo.” …she shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a heavy […]

Posted in 99 KZ Country,Entertainment | Read More »

Big-Bowl-Challenge-300x50