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Stories written by Theresa Trapp

KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/24/15 »

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The Funny Story of the Taxi Driver and St Peter A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/23/15 »

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Dangerous Horns The teacher spent the entire hour reading to her class about farm animals, and bulls in particular. When she had finished, she asked, “name some things that are very dangerous to get near to and have horns.” Little Johnny spoke up without hesitation, “Automobiles?”   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Jason Aldean Weds »

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NEW YORK (AP) – Jason Aldean has married former “American Idol” contestant Brittany Kerr. Aldean tells Us Weekly magazine they were married in Mexico on Saturday evening. Aldean calls it “the best day ever.” Kerr says she feels like the luckiest woman to have been able to marry her best friend. Aldean made tabloid headlines […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: New Album From John Conlee In April »

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Fans of one of Country Music’s most distinctive song stylists have new reason to exclaim with delight as veteran performer John Conlee returnswith the emotional single “Walkin’ Behind The Star,” released on his own RCR (Rose Colored Records) label. The song was written by Nashville industry veterans Ronnie Scaife and Phil Thomas, who collaborated on […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Reba Announcing Makeup Line »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Reba McEntire is getting into the cosmetics business. McEntire writes on Facebook she has teamed with Brett Freedman Beauty for a line of makeup called Reba Beauty. The first product is a lipstick called Reba Deluxstick. It will be sold through McEntire’s website and through Amazon beginning April 7.   Join fans […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/20/15 »

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/19/15 »

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Low Energy Problem A man went to the doctor because he was concerned about his lessening level of energy. He told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Tim McGraw Narrating Documentary »

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UNDATED (AP) – Tim McGraw will be the narrator for a TV documentary about basketball star Shaquille O’Neal and LSU coach Dale Brown. “Shaq and Dale” will air on the SEC Network on April 13.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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KHAZ Country Music News: Willie Nelson Memoir Expected In May »

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NEW YORK (AP) – Willie Nelson is ready to spill the dirt on the ups and downs of his life. His autobiography will be called “It’s A Long Story: My Life” and it comes out May 5. He will cover growing up in the Great Depression, the meanings behind his songs and stories about friends […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/18/15 »

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The Healthy Christians Two Christians have lived very good, and also very healthy lives. They die, and go to heaven. As they are walking along, marvelling at the paradise around them, one turns to the other and says “Wow. I never knew heaven was going to be as good as this!” “Yeah”, says the other. […]

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KHAZ Country Music News: Wade Hayes Turns Doctor’s Advice Into A Song »

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NASHVILLE (AP) – Wade Hayes has turned his doctor’s advice into a song to help others. Hayes has released a song called “Go Live Your Life.” Hayes had colon cancer and he says the day he found out he was all clear, his doctor told him to go live his life. Proceeds from the song’s […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/17/15 »

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Q: Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? A: Because you don’t want to press your luck. Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? A: A sham rock Knock Knock Who’s there? Irish! Irish Who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on […]

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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/16/15 »

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Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night? A: Paddy O’furniture! Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy.   Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook:  http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry      

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