KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/6/14

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802Proper Chainsaw Usage

This fellow goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The dealer sells him
the top-of-the-line model, saying that it would cut through 100 trees in
one day.

The fellow takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees.
After working for 3 hours he only cut 2 trees. “How can I cut for hours
and only cut two trees?” he asks himself.

The next morning he gets up at 4am and cuts until bedtime, but still
only manages to cut five trees.

The very next day the fellow brings the chainsaw back to the store and
says the saw doesn’t work properly.

“Hmm, it looks okay,” says the dealer, and starts the chainsaw.

The fellow jumps back, startled, and cries, “What’s that noise?”


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