KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 12/11/13
“It’s got to be me,” said the hawk. “After all, I can fly and swoop down swiftly at my prey. You two can’t do that.”
“Maybe not,” said the lion, “but I am certain I’m more powerful. I am fast, have sharp teeth and claws, and besides which they call me the king of beasts!”
“Nope,” said the skunk, “got you both beat. Really. With a flick of my tail, I can drive off the two of you!”
At just that moment, a bear came down from one of the trees and settled the debate by eating them all — hawk…lion…and stinker.
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