KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/18/13

Q: Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.

Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A: A sham rock

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!