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  • http://785-650-5066 Darin Dohe

    An Italian tourist asks a blonde, “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
    To which the blonde replies, “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”

  • http://hayspost.com Chris

    A mushroom walks into a bar and says “give me a beer” the bartender says ” we dont serve mushrooms in here” the mushroom says ” why not, i’m a fungi ( fun guy)

  • harv

    In the hills of eastern Kentucky a young hillbilly’s wife was about to deliver and the doctor was summoned. When he got there he noticed a pot of boiling water in preparation of the event. There was no electricity so he lit a lantern and asked the hillbilly to hold it up high so he could see any progress.
    The first was born, a baby boy, and the hillbilly started to set the lantern down…doc said hold the lantern a little higher there is another one, a bouncing baby girl. As the hillbilly was about to set the lantern down doc said hold the lantern up a little higher ther’s another on the way, ababy boy. That’s when the hillbilly turned to dco and said, I am going to put this lantern down cause I think the lights attractin’ ‘em.

  • crudewillie

    Do you remember when you were a kid and you blew bubbles in the bathtub?
    Well, he called to say “hi”

  • Terri

    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
    What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef

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